No. 6
(This one is about a buddy of mine that competes in a few demolition derbies each year.
  He goes by the name "Shotgun".)
 

Sights are aimed and in position, eagerly awaiting
                                    - for his moment to strike...
Occupation: Demolition · suitable to his condition
                                    - destroy all in sight!
Sizing up his opposition, looking for the kill
                                    - victims of his aggression...
Razor sharp determination, spots another grill
                                    - You can't dodge a shotgun!

{ Chorus }
He is the myth, He is the legend
  Demolition Derby man - Number One
Cross his path, you'll meet your end
  "Sawed-off death" via Shotgun!

Better run now - better run fast
 Run to the hills and don't look back...
Spread the word - Warn everyone
 Be on the lookout for Shotgun!
 

To his left and to his right, surrounded by the enemy
                                   - he senses no fear
Engine roaring, loud as thunder, always on the move
                                   - never missing a gear
Tires spitting mud, like a horse out of the gate
                                   - you see him comin' at you
Looking down the barrel, you realize your fate
                                   - You can't dodge a shotgun!

{ Chorus }
He is the myth, He is the legend
  Demolition Derby man - Number One
Cross his path, you'll meet your end
  "Sawed-off death" via Shotgun!

Better run now - better run fast
  Run to the hills and don't look back...
Spread the word - Warn everyone
  Be on the lookout for Shotgun!